It's Friday, folks, and North Egg had a lot of time on her hands. To foster (even more!) community amongst the Eggs, she borrowed Far Egg's highly scientific and intuitive astrological yearbook. Please see below for fascinating insights into your fellow eggs' lives. If we can't trust this "extraordinary resource" (back cover copy), what can we trust?
FAR EGG: There’s no point for a peacock like you to blend in with a bunch of sparrows… Dull dependable types leave you cold.
WEST EGG: Loyal to the end… Making folks feel and look good may be your specialty. Your brilliant ideas likely make you a valued employee. You’re the type you gets better with age, simply because you refuse to stop dreaming.
SOUTH EGG: You are a rare commodity… You like to think of yourself as a superhero swooping in with your cape of fire to set everything right again.
EGG HIGHLANDS: At the very least, you need to be by yourself at least one weekend each year… A special person like you can’t expect to live a conventional lifestyle.
EGG WHITE: The 1986 Aries can summon the mask of the warrior when necessary in life… Always charging ahead to new projects , you are probably a true maverick.
ORGANIC EGG: Your competence at arguing, debating, and proving your point is striking and quite impressive. Your challenge is to find the right cause or profession to keep you fast-moving mind occupied.
L'OEUF: The 1985 Pisces has a hard time seeing the trees for the forest. The year you were born, Soviet Premier Mikkhail Gorbachev came to power promoting glasnost (cooperation across cultures and political philosophies). This humanitarian philosophy probably matches your own.
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Please note: L'Oeuf and Egg Highlands (Sal and Will) have the same sign. So they are basically the same person, and their horoscopes are interchangeable.
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