1:33 p.m.
In honor of the Hottest Bachelors of 2009 lining 49th street this morning, North Egg has compiled a list of quotes (compliments of Cosmopolitan magazine) from the states that make up the readership of the North Egg Dispatch. Is it just the opinion of the humble compiler, or are the Hottest Bachelors from Hawaii, Kentucky, New Jersey, and North Dakota, oddly similar to the Hottest Readers of the North Egg Dispatch?
"I'm like Ross from Friends — I'll just spout random facts about trees or lava for minutes at a time." --Mr. Hawaii
"I'm unpredictable, outgoing, and pensive." –Mr. Kentucky
"I don't like negative or gossipy girls." He loves: "If she scratches my head" – Mr. New Jersey
"Someone told me once that whenever they have a problem, they call me. I really appreciated that." –Mr. North Dakota
[for more information, please google cosmopolitan magazine]
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I have noticed that Tristan is overly fond of lava and trees. You have a point there, K. Morgan.
ReplyDeleteCalm down Mr. Kentucky. You're being too pensive and unpredictable with your commenting.
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